|Me thinks their sign needs a comma, but I love them nonetheless.|
After Bingo, an attractive woman I hadn't said one word to walks right up to me, hands me a piece of paper with her name and her number written on it and says "I can't talk to you right now because I'm kind of on a date, but call me." Then she walks away back to her table, and her date comes out of the bathroom. And her date is another woman. I watched the two of them leave shortly after that, and through the window I saw them across the street both stretching their hamstrings. What sort of insane lesbian sex acts did they have in store for the night that required stretching out their leg muscles? And did one of them want me to be a part of said acts?
|"That's it! Breathe on my back! And don't ever talk to a Bingo dork again!"|
When I woke up the next day with a clear head, I had decided that it couldn't be that she was totally taken with my rugged good looks and my command of the Bingo stamper. What was going on was one of these three scenarios:
A) She was on a date with a woman who exposed all women to be what she was growing tired of, and she decided right then and there that she needed to mix things up with a fella. And I was nothing special but the nearest halfway decent looking man with a functional wang.
B) Her date was her girlfriend and she wanted to start a fight with her by coming on to someone that would piss her off the most: a man. Had I taken that bait, I would be in store for an epic cat fight with me in the middle and being crushed to death between their super-strong stretched out thighs.
C) She wanted me to be part of a an epic three-way sex romp that would go all night and I would have to ice my genitals all the next day.
I have actually ruled out choice C.
Then Dangerous is taking pictures of some people he happened to know in the bar, and he says "hold on, that great big tall girl was right in the way of that shot." And the girl got all sad about it. Then he spent the better part of an hour consoling tall girl and trying to convince her that she is pretty. She went on-and-on about how she has a low self concept. I had no idea what they were talking about, so I walked over there and said "Wow, you're tall! Do you play volleyball? Stand up for a second and put your arms up. You would be terrific at the middle-block position!" I think that set Dangerous back an extra twenty minutes on his quest to make her less self conscious about her height.
|We're going to need a bigger lens to make this shot work. That or shorter trees.|