|My morning was 10% as sexy as this.|
A dream factory within a perfect mind could have had me at a fashion show where the supermodels would walk down the catwalk, backstage to me on a bearskin rug where I'm naked and smoking a pipe, she does the nasty with Doctor Ken, puts on a new outfit and parades back to the catwalk, just in time for a new one come to come backstage, and so forth. And that's just off the top of my head!
|"Take a quick bow and hurry back to the bearskin rug."|
|This was the afternoon the woman of my dreams was conceived.|
|How can I be expected to compete with this guy?|